Greg's Quick Hitters

I apologize for another delay in between posts, but I've been watching the Indians all year and it's becoming more and more difficult to function on a day-to-day basis. I have a full post in me about this debacle, but I'm not ready to write it yet. So for now, it's time for another round of Quick Hitters...

M-V-P! M-V-P! It was great to see LeBron take home the NBA's MVP award. Very well-deserved. He's the best player on the planet right now, and I'm not sure it's that close. Unfortunately, that doesn't guarantee a championship. Kobe is still very scary and he happens to have a better "second banana" in Pau Gasol than LeBron has at his disposal. But, I really do like the way the Cavs are playing right now. It would be a great series with the Lakers if it happens. And I think it will.

Have you seen this video of Chicago Bears draft pick Jarron Gilbert jumping out of a pool? Are you kidding me?!? That is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen. He makes it look pretty easy, but do you understand how ridiculous that is? He was in four feet of water!! That is sick. I become more and more convinced every year that pro athletes are not actual humans.

Daisy of Love. Really?? Seriously, really? Everyone knows I love Celebreality, but come on. Even I have a breaking point. They're recycling contestants/wannabe actors at this point. My boy 12 Pack is having a tougher time finding love than Bret Michaels. One of these days, 12 Pack, one of these days.

It's been a little more than a month, so it's time to check in on my favorite college football coach -- Mike Gundy. Yes, he's still a man. And, yes, he's still 40. God, I love that video.

Hey Yankees, nice job on your new ballpark. I could hit a homer to right field in that place. Watching the Tribe-Yanks series a few weeks ago at "New" Yankee Stadium was like watching a wiffleball home run derby.

Speaking of the Yankees ... A-Rod. I mean, I don't even know what to say anymore. I've never had much of an opinion on him to be honest, and that remains the case. He's a very good baseball player, but I've never really wanted him on my team. He'll go down as one of the strangest athletes of my lifetime. Tyson. A-Rod. Rodman. Terrell Owens. Manute Bol. They are all fantastic talents, but somewhere the line between great player and great nutjob got way too blurred.

Hey guys, did you know the average woman's bra size is a 36C, which is supposedly equal to a 34D? I was floored by this, and I consider myself quite the breast connoisseur. Seriously, I feel like we guys have always held the "D" cup in such high regard. And now to find out it's basically average?! Kind of sad. It would be like if this scenario unfolded... You're a sophomore in high school. There's this one girl in your class that every guy drools over. She's the hottest girl in school. But she won't give any guy the time of day, not even the senior guys. One Friday night after the football game you find yourself at a party that this girl is also attending. Somehow -- inexplicably -- you end up talking to her. You're out in the backyard by a half-hearted bonfire. It's just you, her and two guys smoking weed that you've never seen before. Oh, and the host of the party's 35-year-old uncle. But, he's passed out. Thankfully. And all of the sudden you find yourself making out with this girl! It's like God shined his light directly on you. It's the greatest moment of your life until a little later when, in a drunken state, she opens up to you. You sit horrified as she tells you that she's nailed five guys from another high school and your geography teacher -- in the past month. Suddenly, making out with the hottest girl in school isn't so cool. And that's how I feel now about the "D" cup.

There's really nowhere to go after that, so I'll end with this: Jhonny Peralta is slowly killing my will to live.